Dahhhhhhhhhhhling, you look fantastic! Oh thank you, dear, it was nothing, I assure you.
Nothing? Why you're positively glowing!
*fake chortling laughter* What? Why......surely you don't mean this old thing?
Oh come now, dahling, surely you know you look smashing!
*feigning modesty* Oh, well, you know I hate to toot my own horn.........
(under breath) You do?
But the word 'bling' WAS invented just for me!
*fake chortling laughter* Ohhhhhh! Yes, I seem to remember you telling me that story. Was it yesterday? Maybe the day before? Oh yes.........(with a hard edge) it was BOTH.
(pause, slightly taken aback) Well there's no need to get vicious, love.
*eyes wide* Did I? Just now?
(skeptical) Perhaps I've had a bit too much punch.
(smug look) Perhaps you have.
2 comments:
Someone needs to find you a padded cell and straight jacket! : )
No, no, the DEAR needs a straight jacket because it's unspecified WHO he's talking to! Seriously, how creepy is that? :-D
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