Almost Human

This poor kitty puts up with so much from us. I've been trying furiously to learn some lines for an audition (Shakespeare is hard. Every syllable MATTERS. You can't mess up the words because it sounds obvious!) and he's been my faithful companion for the better part of the evening. How do I repay him? By flashing a light in his face to get a picture. And that's why we keep him in catnip.