I am not left-handed!

The girls had a half day at school today, I have two tests tomorrow while they have no school at all. I think I'll play the cymbals as I walk out the door screaming the national anthem while riding a horse with cowbells tied to his every hair. At any rate, since I am studying and had no time for food-makings since the only break I allowed myself was used for grocery shopping, we decided to eat out. An employee was wiping down our tables and offered to get us refills if we could just take our straws and lids out of the cuffs, so naturally Jason and I decided to use that time for sheer productivity. En Garde!