Audition announcement

AUDITIONS!


Are you a pathetic has been? Washed up? Tired of the Branson circuit? Or maybe you're a b-list behind the scenes type skirting the edges of the red carpet. Or perhaps you're a one hit wonder from the sixties, seventies, or eighties. If so, Geico wants you!

This exciting opportunity will give you the chance to sit behind a "normie" and listen to them drone on and on about their car accident, then we'll have you break in and do your "look how cute I am" schtick that only baby boomers will recognize! We guarantee many people will see your face on TV once again, and some might remember you!*

So come join us for this desperate attempt to feel loved again! (also, if you have any random animals lying around your house, please bring them. We would like to shoot a commercial with them in which we insert a computer animated gecko that will talk them to death about nonsensical random gibberish.)

*actual ratio of people who might remember you vs. people who have to ask their parents who you are: 1,256,573 to 1


Seriously, Geico, what happened to you? You used to be cool.